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Jokes and Funny Stories

He didn’t notice it.

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

Father doesn’t eat hay.

Boy: I want a bundle of hay.

Farmer: For your father?

Boy: No, for the horse. Father doesn’t eat hay.

The same fish.

”Here, waiter. It seems to me that this fish is not as fresh today as the fish you served us last Sunday”.

”Pardon, sir, it is the very same”.

hay – сіно

very same – той самий